1. smell like feet, all the time. i really like that smell. it kinda turns me on.
2. slap me in the face, A LOT. and make sure i get a black eye every now and then.
3. never brush your teeth, i like dat stankkk breaf.
4. i like hairy..... backs.
5. maximum amount of clothes you can wear: NOTHING.
6. make sure you tuck me in every night. and read me my favorite playboy magazine.
7. sing to me.. in public.
8. when you sneeze, sneeze into my hair. or my shirt. i like it. oh, and never say "bless you" to me, when i sneeze. cause i'm rude and don't ever say it to my bff isabel.
^ dis is what realllly turns brooke on. she sleazy. i love her. -isabel, bff. <3
(roderick added some of dese.) ... but it was mostly me.
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